As I think I might have said before, it’s curious to see the search terms that direct the most enquirers to this blog. A perennial favourite seems to be “cricketers underwear” or “cricketers in underwear” or – in extreme cases – “Panesar underwear”. (These searches lead them to this – to my mind rather droll – offering from a while back http://backwatersman.wordpress.com/2009/05/31/england-cricketers-observed-in-their-underwear/ )
Further investigation via Google reveals that there is – for instance - such as thing as “Indian cricketers in an underwear (sic) Hinglish porn search” – an area of the psychosexual undergrowth of which whose existence I had previously been unaware.
Well, may I just point out to any furtive individual hunched over a laptop in Amritsar who’s dropped in here hoping to catch a glimpse of Flat Jack Simmons’s string vest or Tony Nicholson’s jockstrap that
YOU’VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE – THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S ABOUT - ****** OFF! GO AWAY!
Thank you for your attention.
