Incommunicado

Apologies, folks (if any). 

I have been forced off air for the last few days by those rogues at Talk Talk.  I must say this organisation seemed to me to function much more efficiently when it was called Tiscali and run by a gang of banditti from their mountain stronghold in the wilds of Sardinia.

I hope to be back soon though, God willing, with more of the latest hot news concerning tree stumps and so on.