Baffling expression of the day. A football reporter on Final Score – “their defence was safer than a Nigella Lawson omnibus” ( I could have sworn that’s what he said.)
- Gratuitous surrealism?
- Prosaic explanation. If you happen to know someone who likes Nigella’s show, then an omnibus edition on DVD would be a safe choice for a Christmas present.
- Some kind of Platonic school bus – driven by Nigella, laughing saucily, licking her lips and handing out delicious home-made chocolate brownies at the point of entry?
All very puzzling.